Today is 12/28/11. I would like to share some of "Lauren's Fun Facts of the Day."

  1. If you tell a police officer that his shoes are untied but they are not, you go to jail.
  2. Eating candy corns on Christmas eve makes it Halloween, since you eat some Halloween treats.
  3. If you make a were wolf eat a cute rabbit, then the rabbit will be a WERE RABBIT.
  4. Never wake up Santa when he is sleeping; you will be on his Naughty List.
  5. Never cook a live chicken; he will peck you.
  6. Heaven won't take me cause I took over Hell.